Tuesday, 11 October 2011

Open Thread - Tuesday

Grasshopper sent me the following joke:

A while ago a supermarket near my home was revamped.

It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh.
Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of
distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and
there is the scent of freshly mowed hay. 

In the meat department there is the aroma
of charcoal grilled steaks with onions. 

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens
clucking and cackling,  and the air is filled with
the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying. 

The bread department features the tantalizing
smell of freshly baked bread and cookies. 

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I  don't buy toilet paper there anymore.

Thank you, Grasshopper!