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Sunday, 5 December 2010

"Bristol the Pistol" and "Sarah the Hunter": Shooting together for world domination - Targets today: Margaret Cho and "anti-hunting hypocrites"


I thought that it would be a quiet Sunday today with nothing much to report, but it turns out that Sarah Palin and her "mini-me" Bristol had different ideas!

We already knew that Sarah Palin was a professional victim, but what we didn't know so far is that her little apprentice Bristol is quickly following in her footsteps, almost on a daily basis.

DWTS-contestant Margaret Cho, an accomplished comedienne, fashion designer, actress, author, and recording artist and long-time campaigner for gay and lesbian rights, had the audacity to write a critical blog post about Sarah Palin, therefore violating the first amendment ("Any criticism of a Palin will be considered as an attack on American values and the constitution and has to be repulsed by any means necessary swiftly and forcefully.").


Margaret Cho - post


Margaret already realized that there probably would be some sort of reaction. Haha - YOU BETCHA!

So here we are - Bristol the Pistol shoots back on her "official" facebook page:

Bristol post - screenshot 1

Bristol post - screenshot 2

There you have it, Margaret! Sarah mobilized her ghostwriters and BOOM goes the cannon!

I guess that Sarah Palin, whose legendary vindictiveness easily seems to match the one of Josef Stalin, also did not miss that according to Wikipedia, Margaret Cho uttered the following wise words after Sarah Palin was nominated in 2008:


"I think [Palin] is the worst thing to happen to America since 9/11."


It was already the second time within days that Bristol via the ghostwriting department shot back at somebody. Keith Olbermann recently also violated the first amendment when he declared Bristol Palin to be the "worst person in the world", and the following response was published on December 2 on Bristol's facebook:

Bristol Palin - screenshot Olbermann post

If this is not enough professional victimhood for you, then you should listen to Bristol Palin on the Alaskan "Bob & Mark Show", Sarah Palin's most favourite program ever (and Sarah promised to announce her run for President on this radio show first):



But wait a moment! Doesn't this remind you of another appearance on the Bob and Mark Show - by Sarah Palin, back in 2008?



Yes, it does! ;-)

So Bristol Palin now has a new, polished, official facebook with ghostwriters, and her old private facebook apparently has been deleted. Which is no big surprise, because without a ghostwriter, Bristol sounds for example like that - she left these comments on the facebook page of another teenager, who also violated the first amendment:

Bristol - Willow 1

Bristol - Willow 6

Bristol - Willow 9

Bristol - Willow 12


But that's of course not everything!

Already about two years ago, the Palindeception team unearthed Bristol Palin's old myspace comments from 2006 and 2007 - they can be downloaded HERE.

In there we find many more original comments by Bristol Palin, published without the filter of the evil lamestream media:

Bristol Palin - Myspace new 1

Bristol Palin - Myspace new 3

Bristol Palin - Myspace new 2

Jan 18&19 - fat stoner

April 18 - 2007 -Track

April 20 - 2007

June 25 - 2007 - motherduck

june 25 - 2007 - slut comment


Bristol Palin, who already earned hundreds of thousands of dollars with her claim to fame as an unwed teen mother, took exception to Keith Olbermann's complaint that she is not a good role model for abstinence. She also took exception to Margaret Cho's claim that Sarah blames Bristol for the lost election in 2008.

Anyway, Sarah Palin is busy. She has twitter mania today, shooting at her own targets, the imaginary "anti-hunting hypocrites":

Hunting tweets Sarah Palin

Oh, yeah, it's all so controversial, Sarah! They are all after you, really, they are! Everyone wearing leather shoes is a vicious killer! KILL, KILL, KILL, Sarah!

Sarah Palin's Sunday-messages are a bit different. That's just the way she rolls.

Good that Tina Dupuy decided to start to write "Sarah Palin's Enemy List", a work in progress. Otherwise it would be pretty difficult to keep track during the next two years!

Our fellow-blogger Ennealogic appealed to the media yesterday: Pull the plug on Sarah Palin! We fully agree, but it seems that the Queen of mean and her little princess will continue with their hunting tour for a long, long time.

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BONUS:

Earlier today when I was about to take a look at Bristol's facebook post, there was a surprise!

Although I clicked on the correct URL, all I saw was this message on facebook:

Page unavailable

I was really confused at first, and didn't know what the reason was, but after a lot of testing I came to a conclusion which was also confirmed by another reader: Bristol Palin's facebook page is not accessible in Europe!

Do you think I am joking?

Well, you can check for yourself!

Even if you are in the USA, you can get a German IP with a German online proxy, for example with THIS ONE.

When you try to reach Bristol's facebook page via this German online proxy, you receive the same error message.


But when I tried to access Bristol's facebook page for example via an online proxy which gives an IP address from the USA, everything works fine!

Therefore, as confirmed by another reader who lives in another European country and also by Regina who lives in France, Bristol and/or her handlers apparently try to block access to Bristol's official facebook page from Europe.

What a pity to hear that we Europeans are apparently not worthy of reading Bristol's ghostwritten masterpieces.

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Friday, 29 January 2010

Comic Relief: Remembrance of Sarah Palin's past - Now including bonus photos

Now that Sarah Palin wants to become the teabagger president, the question is, does she know what it is the president does all day?



Also, will she ever learn to answer a question from reporters?



Has she learned the difference between "admittance" and "admission"?



We have a mandation for the remembrance of all these "admittances" by this very capable wordsmith, the one and only Sarah Palin. (I have just realized how difficult it is to write in Palinese. Word salad is an art!)

She should consider banning YouTube.

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BONUS

I couldn't put you through a very long interview on video, but here are some screenshots of Sarah Palin "On The Record" with Greta. Sarah is a bit more animated than she was on Hannity, but her hair is still a mess. Political contributor my foot! This is the present version of Sarah. Compare to version past, seen above.

Is there a future?







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Following the discussions about Sarah palin's mouth, here are some screenshots from the Hannity show and link to a slideshow. Thank you, CityChick




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Tuesday, 22 December 2009

MSNBC: Sarah Palin's "whackjob" year - UPDATE - New tweets!


Jason Easley from "politicususa" writes:

"You can call it a teaser for Countdown’s whack job of the year special, but if anyone needed a recap of the wild year that Sarah Palin had, the program delivered it tonight. The one thing you’ll probably notice about Palin’s year is that she quit her job, fought with the media, sold books, and did nothing productive in 2009.

Guest host Laurence O’Donnell introduced the video by saying, “In 2009 Sarah Palin quit her job, picked a fight with a late night talk show host, and fibbed everywhere from her Facebook page to her Going Rogue book tour.”

That introduction pretty much summed up Palin’s year. Think about this, the most active thing she did politically in 2009 was to quit her job as Alaska governor. Otherwise she spent the remainder of the year playing to her Facebook fans and Twitter followers, all the while pushing her book."

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So, what is there to add? If anyone knows the real meaning of the word "whackjob", it's the people who have looked very closely into Sarah Palin's scandals for more than a year now. The investigation will continue - we have only started.

Will there be new whacky revelations in 2010?

YOU BETCHA!

"Will Sarah Palin be named the wackiest whackjob of the year?" Lawrence O'Donnell asks. On Tuesday, December 29th at 8:00 p.m. EST, we will know more.

By the way - one of the latest "Palin revelations", a report that Sarah Palin called Santa Claus a "socialist like Obama", is a PARODY! But lots of people on twitter haven't got the joke yet...

Not a surprise - the boundaries between reality and fiction, between sincerity and parody are floating free in Sarah Palin's life like a paperbag caught in the wind.

UPDATE (by Regina)

Fresh tweets from Sarah Palin:

NOW w/the Prez "threatening" &Congress "rushing" is when we MUST pay more attention than ever 2what this HealthCare Takeover is all about...
17 minutes ago from TwitterBerry

...merged bill may b unrecognizable from what assumed was a done deal:R death panels back in?what's punishment 4not purchasing mandated HC?
12 minutes ago from TwitterBerry

Heading 2 book signing event&but will b posting on FaceBook page new,grave concerns about Congress/Prez"rushed" action2 take over healthcare
9 minutes ago from TwitterBerry

She's going on about "death panels"... again! Didn't she hear about the title she won the other day? Biggest liar of the year, no less. Something to do with death panels, what a coincidence!

Sarah's tweets alone would guarantee her the title of whackjob of year...
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