Sarah Palin's Alaska TV reality show - Teaser - UPDATE

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UPDATE (by Patrick):

LOSERS REUNITED:

Facebook blogger and Fox News contributor Sarah Palin finally reunites with John McCain - dreaming the dream once again! It's not surprising that Sarah's speech sounded like a 2008 campaign speech - somehow like a scratched record.

Sarah wears a smashing new biker look - hell yeah/no and don't forget to repeal, USA!

Here are Sarah Palin's and John McCain's complete speeches from today in Arizona:



CNN has a shorter clip HERE.

John McCain pretends to be convinced that the healthcare reform will be repealed soon - good luck with that!

On Twitter, somebody posted a photo from today, showing Sarah, Todd, Cindy and John (click to enlarge):

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UPDATE 2 (by Patrick):

Here we have another picture with Sarah's hilarious outfit from today (click to enlarge):


Here we have Sarah today together with Jason Recher just behind her, who replaced (some say: ousted) Meg Stapleton, and who now is with Sarah basically all the time:

More pictures HERE.

(h/t RLS and ltl 1 - many thanks!)

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UPDATE 3 (by Patrick):

Twitter isn't very kind to Queen Swinderella today - I am sure the next whine attack is already in the works!

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UPDATE 4:

Sarah Palin and John McCain were interview by Greta van Susteren on Fox yesterday. It was quite a surreal and sorry display of two people who obviously never understood why they have lost the election - you can watch the two parts of the interview HERE and HERE.

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Open thread - Another attack

This is bizarre... First the Peezoo attacked us, now Glenn Beck is denouncing Patrick on Fox News!



Satire alert!

You too can have some fun with it, just click here, watch it again, then do your own thing. Surprise your friends.
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Great Leader Chairwoman Sarah grants Tripp the right to be called a "Palin" and bans counter-revolutionaries!

Great Leader Chairwoman Sarah

Great Leader Chairwoman ("The Governor") Sarah amazes her faithful followers ("The Paliban") again with her decisive and spirited actions!

(clapping, standing ovation)

In order to secure her heritage and further decades of "Palin revolution", she granted her grandson Tripp (formerly "Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston") the right to be called a "Palin". Her wise Politburo ("SarahPAC") executed her order in classic simple revolutionary style which can easily be understood by the masses (click to enlarge):

(endless clapping, standing ovation, many shouts of "bravo")

The h/t for this wonderful piece of information goes to our faithful observer "EyeOnYou".

The exact birthdate of Tripp (now "Tripp Palin") has not been officially disclosed by the Great Chairwoman Sarah yet, but he was born either on December 27 or on December 28, 2008, depending on what type of bourgeois liberal publication you choose to believe.

(silence)

In addition, we have more good news! Great Chairwoman Sarah had her book signing at the "Curtis C. Menard Memorial Sports Center" in Wasilla today for our red bible "Going Rogue".

The "Curtis C. Menard Memorial Sports Center" is, as we are all aware, a sacred location for our movement. It was built on executive orders by our Great Chairwoman Sarah herself, who didn't spare any money in order to give her beloved people a sports center that would meet world standards!

(endless clapping, standing ovations)

Today, at the book signing, the well-know counter-revolutionaries who go by the names Gryphen and Dennis Zaki...

(loud and prolonged shouts of "boos", angry gestures)

...yes, those ones...tried to gain access and disturb the peace of the enthusiastic supporters of Great Chairwoman Sarah and desecrate the sacred arena!

(more shouts of "boos")

However, Great Chairwoman Sarah ("Red Lipstick") wisely chose to create a "ban-list" and to advise the People's Police to swiftly remove the counter-revolutionaries and therefore secured the peace and ensured that the Paliban could hail the Great Chairwoman Sarah undisturbed of evil counter-revolutionary liberal troublemakers! Long live Great Leader Chairwoman Sarah! May the revolution of the Paliban live and prosper!

(endless clapping, standing ovation, shouts of "bravo" fill the room)

Sarah Palin Thanksgiving Fun! - UPDATE

Everybody is hopefully enjoying their Thanksgiving holidays right now, and therefore it's time for some fun!

One of our readers thankfully recommended a very funny parody of Sarah Palin which was created by the Alaska cartoonist Peter Dunlap-Shohl. Here is the link to his blog Frozen Grin - check it out!

Peter Dunlap-Shohl proves the point that Sarah Palin is best enjoyed on TV with subtitles:





In addition, I have found a hilarious clip by the Canadians who punked Sarah Palin a few days ago and made her say that the Canadian health care system should be privatised. These are the people from the TV-program "This hour has 22 minutes". This great clip was previously shown in October 2008 - like a good wine, it has matured! ;-)




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UPDATE:

In case you haven't seen it yet, please have a look at the unauthorized index to "Going Rogue" which was created by Slate.

Example:

prayers
________answered
________________boyfriend, 33
________________job for Todd with British Petroleum, 50
________not answered
________________winning debate with Joe Biden, 295
________________winning 2008 election, 333

pregnancy
________descriptions of
________________"I porked up," 50
________________"ready to calve," 51
________________"more nauseated than usual," 171
________________"starving for king crab and scallops," 192
________________feeling contractions during Texas speech, 194
________reaction to own
________________"Holy geez!" 171
________reaction to Bristol's
________________"Truthfully, I was devastated," 207
________campaign's advance knowledge of, 214
________campaign's botched handling of, 234

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MAD Magazine: Sarah Palin - "Blunder Woman"

When we walk daily in Sarah Palin's mud of scandals, propaganda, hypocrisy and dirty secrets, we are always happy to get hold of some fun stuff.

I have fond memories of MAD magazine from my childhood. I had "tons" of issues of MAD magazine (and still must have some somwhere...) and I can say that the hard-hitting satire in MAD had a great early influence in shaping my views from an early age.

Now MAD strikes again - and the target is Sarah Palin, which is more than appropriate. According to MAD, Sarah is the "Blunder Woman" (click to enlarge):



This parody also caught the eye of the satire department of the "Anchorage Daily News (ADN)" - they write:

NOT QUITE AS CHEAP a shot as the Newsweek cover, but maybe a contender. The current issue of Mad Magazine lists Sarah Palin as "Blunder Woman," the 18th "stupidest person in America." Since Ear personally knows 23 stupider people, it's not a true fact. But at least she looks better as a drawing in tights than in those running shorts. And, because No. 1 on the Mad list is Michael Jackson, taste obviously weighed lightly in the selection. But isn't that what we love about Mad?

Well -I don't agree that the Newsweek cover was a "cheap shot", because Sarah Palin proudly posed for the picture herself. However, I admire the fact that the ADN were able to locate 23 people who are stupider than Sarah Palin. This is quite an achievement. ;-)


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Sarah Palin 2012: The Trailer + Bonus Material / UPDATE: Sarah Palin twitter-madness alert!

Freshly grabbed from the tube - Sarah Palin 2012 Trailer:




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Last year, I was very impressed by this trailer, which I like even more:





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UPDATE:

The Sarah Palin twitter-madness has started again! Someone call William Shatner!



What the heck are "tailgate-parties"?

OK, please excuse my European ignorance. Wikipedia knows:

In the United States, a tailgate party is a social event held on and around the open tailgate of a vehicle. Tailgating often involves consuming beverages and grilling food. Tailgate parties usually occur in the parking lots at stadiums and arenas before, and occasionally after or during, sporting events and rock concerts. People attending such a party are said to be tailgating.

Sorry if I explain something to you here what you probably have know already your whole life. ;-)

Now we know what Sarah Palin likes to do in her free time. I guess Sarah Palin wouldn't have dinner in the White House, but a tailgate party.

EDIT:

I have been accused of giving the impression of being an "elitist" because I made fun of tailgate-parties. Please note that it was not my intention to offend any particpants of tailgate-parties. I am well aware that tailgate-parties can be great fun and that probably large parts of the population enjoy tailgate-parties independent of their political views. I can also imagine that even highly educated people are probably not shy to participate in tailgate parties. My comments here were just written with my tongue firmly placed in my cheek - hence the "satire" warning in the labels of this post. When I join the elite, I will let you know.

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What's up in D.C.? Where? Maybe in the building with this big round roof which is standin' around there?

Open Thread: "Going Rogue" hits youtube! - Satire alert!

The thrilla from Wasilla inspires the Youtubbies - and a politician from Alaska joins the fun!

Peter Coffin:

Andrew Halcro:

Can we please have a series of these videos, maybe including other bloggers, too! Tony Hopfinger, I beg you! :-)

Martin Eisenstadt:

Sarah Palin has a new Twitter!

She is back!! Sarah Palin has a new book, a new turret, and still the old husband - but now she finally has a new Twitter!!

Sarah Palin and Twitter - a match made in heaven. How I missed her Twitters! They were highly addictive.

Who doesn't want to remember some of the old highlights:

Re more frivolous ethics allegations today; shame good law is being abused for politicking. See http://tinyurl.com/mrtwcv 7:23 PM Jul 20th from web

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Time DOES fly! Work hard so u can genuinely enjoy every recreation minute! Avoid time spent tearing down, whining, complaining;WORK & ENJOY 11:52 AM Jul 19th from TwitterBerry

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Left Unalakleet warmth for rain in Juneau tonite. No drought threat down here, ever...but consistent rain reminds us: "No rain? No rainbow!"9:41 PM Jul 17th from TwitterBerry

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Inauguration will salute AKs 50th Anniversary & military & launches LtGov into Gov's office so AK avoids politics-as-usual lame duck session 12:55 AM Jul 17th from TwitterBerry

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elected is replaceable;Ak WILL progress! + side benefit=10 dys til less politically correct twitters fly frm my fingertps outside State site12:39 AM Jul 17th from TwitterBerry

Well, in the end it took a little bit longer than ten days, but here we are:

Twitter: ScarahPlainUSA

At first I was a bit surprised about the unusual name, but of course I befriended her immediately, as surely I didn't want to miss the bitchy twitters flying from her fingertips!

Already tweeted today?

...and not to forget Sarah's epic tweet:

Sign

11:06 PM Jul 21st from TwitterBerry

...in which Sarah Palin in such a wonderful and simple way made it clear to the world that she simply doesn't know how to delete her own tweets - and that she doesn't care! So what? Tweeting is not in the job description of POTUS, you evil libtards!

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