Our previous post (Sarah Palin slams Levi Johnston, American Idol contestants) made it today on ABC Good Morning America:
Yesterday's events prove that the 21st century has arrived.
Following our revelation yesterday that Sarah Palin slams in her new book American Idol contestants and Levi Johnston, I have been reading many more pages of "America by Heart." There are some more parts which are worth mentioning. Most, however, is instantly forgettable. The chances that any "non-believer" will turn into a Palin supporter after reading this book are basically zero, as hard as Sarah Palin tries.
Let's take it step by step. What do we have on the menu today?
As was already apparent from the first published excerpts, Palin takes great joy in disparaging others.
So why stop at the first family of the USA?
There is this black socialist in the White House right now, isn't he, and he and his family are apparently fair game.
Predictably, Palin slams for example the healthcare reform over and over again. Not a surprise, as she is on the record with supporting an immediate repeal of the healthcare reform. In case you haven't seen it yet, don't miss Palin's unique "Repeal it now!" performance:
However, Sarah Palin doesn't only take stabs against Barack Obama.
She also targets Michelle Obama. In addition, believe it or not, she even includes twelve-year-old Malia Obama in her book in order to add weight to her political point.
What the heck?
Has Malia Obama, twelve-years-old, ever sought the spotlight? Does Sarah Palin think that Barack Obama will write in his next book about Bristol, Trig and Tripp?
Let's take a look at the excerpt in which Palin takes a particularly nasty stab against Barack and Michelle Obama, on page 26 of the book:
As far as I understand, Palin says in this excerpt
1. Barack and Michelle Obama are at least "close" to believing that Tea Party activists are racists, according to Sarah Palin.
2. Michelle Obama never felt proud of her country until her husband won the Presidential election.
3. Their belief that Tea Party activists are racists is not surprising, as according to Palin, both of them spent almost two decades listening to "rants" by Jeremiah Wright against white people.
4. As a "bonus", Palin also slams Eric Holder.
This line of logic appears to have been created on Glenn Beck's, Sarah Palin's dear friend, chalkboard.
Not surprisingly, Glenn Beck is included in the picture section of "America by Heart", proudly looking into the camera together with Sarah Palin ("Glenn and I share an appreciation for Lady Liberty.").
Sarah - you give us Jeremiah Wright, so we give you "Witchdoctor" Pastor Thomas Muthee. That's only fair, isn't it?
"America by Heart" features prominently at many places Bristol, Willow, Piper, Trig, Tripp, Track...why not include at least one of Obama's children as well? What a "brilliant" idea, Sarah!
Here we go, on page 105:
"Did you plug the hole yet, Daddy?"
Who was it again who brought up this story before?
Oh yes, it was Palin's big friend Glenn Beck!
Sarah Palin, let's talk for a moment about your YOUR associations. You attended the annual convention of the secessionist Alaskan Independence Party (AIP) in 1994, after this party was promised sponsorship from the Islamic Republic of Iran in 1993 for a speech at the United Nations (which didn't happen because party leader Joe Vogler was murdered before he could give the speech). See the important report in Salon by Max Blumenthal and David Neiwert from October 2008 with many more details.
Your husband Todd registered as a member of the Alaskan Independence Party in 1995 and remained a member until 2002. Sarah, do you remember how you tried to cover up this fact during the presidential campaign in 2008 and asked McCain's campaign workers to lie for you?
Sarah, do you also remember how you welcomed the AIP members in the following address in 2008?
If not, please consider your memory as REFRESHED!
I feel like the scriptwriter of the Daily Show right now! What absurdity comes next?
Well - Sarah Palin or her ghostwriter(s) or they all together had a "terrific" idea: Let's do what nobody has done before! Let's slam NASA - yes, you have heard correctly, NASA - and President Obama together in one paragraph, because NASA is following Obama's "instructions", according to Palin!
NASA (potentially elitist, many educated people working there) - and Obama. Together! Genius! Sarah should call herself Einstein.
Here we go, starting on page 164:
Did you get this at the end?
"How condescending to Muslims. How sad for America. And how unsurprising coming from a man who is himself one of the leading exemplars of the new culture of self-esteem."
Yep, she was talking about Barack Obama.
Remember what Sarah Palin said about American Idol contestants, as we reported in our last post:
"Chalk some of them up as victims of the cult of self-esteem. No one they have encountered in their lives - from their parents to their teachers to their president - wanted them to feel bad by hearing the truth. So they grew up convinced that they could become big pop stars like Michael Jackson. On American Idol, of course, these self-esteem-enhanced but talent deprived performers eventually learn the truth. After they've embarrassed themselves for the benefit of the producers, they are told in no uncertain terms that they, in fact, can't sing, regardless of what they have been told by others. But in the wider world, these kind of instances of hard-truth-telling are increasingly rare. Instead of eventually confronting the limits of their inflated egos when it comes to paying the rent and putting food on the table, Americans are increasingly told not to worry about it. Someone else will provide for them."
So Sarah Palin is in fact saying that President Obama won the presidential election despite him apparently being a "self-esteem-enhanced but talent deprived performer." The jealously of this woman knows no bounds.
Well, too bad, Sarah, that you royally fucked it up with the election. It's really about time that somebody tells YOU the truth.
Your mean and nasty traits will be your undoing.
Sarah Palin, what's this new clip here?
Do I see...an inflated ego?
A self-esteem-enhanced but talent deprived performer?
A sense of entitlement?
You tell us, Sarah!
Let's conclude with a bonus, another example of Sarah Palin's hilariously misguided wisdom, on page 166:
"In fact, we may be creating a generation of entitled little whiners. I came across an article recently that reported how growing numbers of employers today complain that many young job applicants exhibit all the signs of having been - there's no other word for it - spoiled. These young people feel entitled to jobs and salaries they haven't earned. They have unrealistic views of their own capabilities. They don't take criticism well, and they demand lots of attention and guidance from their employers."
Sarah, to prove your point, I thought it would be a good idea to show our readers two examples of these "entitled little whiners." They REALLY are spoiled brats, I can tell you! Let's just randomly name them "Bristol" and "Willow" - look what they wrote on somebody else's facebook:
Sarah, my advice to you would be that you should be spending more time taking care of what's going on in your own house, before telling your neighbours what to do.
By the way, Sarah Palin was very unhappy with the publication of the pages from her latest masterpiece:
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