Showing posts with label chuck heath. Show all posts
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Saturday, 13 March 2010

Chuck Heath Sr. to little Billy Geerhart: No aerial wolf-hunting in Alaska - just the Russians do it! - UPDATE

By Patrick and Kathleen

Little Billy is a curious little schoolboy. He likes to write to prominent people, shows interest in what they are doing and asks them questions. In 2008, Sarah Palin caught his attention after being nominated as the vice-presidential Republican candidate. Back then, he wrote to her:

"Dear Governor Palin, This is a project for my school. We're supposed to write to ask someone we admire a question. My grampa helped me find your address. He likes the way you wink at him from the TV. My question is if we visited Alaska would you take us wolf hunting from your helicopter? That would be really cool! Could you also send a picture? Sincerely, Billy"

Billy was lucky - he received a personal reply from a member of the Palin-family! It reads:

"Billy, Thank you for your letter to Governor Palin. I'll get it to her tomorrow. Like your Grandpa, I also like the way Sarah winks. I'm helping her with the mail... No wolf hunting from helicopters here. The news media thought that up. It is done in Russia, though, where pictures came from. Best Regards, Chuck Heath (Sarah's dad)"

Here is a screenshot of the letter:

Chuck Heath copy letter - 2


Chuckles also likes the way his daughter Sarah "winks"...?


CHUCK 2
A cold state, a"hot" Governor -
and a father with a strange sense of humor

Anyway: No wolf hunting takes place from helicopters in Alaska, according to Chuck Heath Sr. Just the evil Russians do it - not the good Americans. Billy certainly is reassured now.

But little Billy isn't happy - because he doesn't exist. He was invented by William Geerhart who wrote thousands of letters to famous public figures during the last 15 years. "The Independent" (UK) reports today:

"Billy Geerhart was actually a bored adult, who has spent 15 years scrawling fake letters to public figures. The highlights have now been compiled in a book, Little Billy's Letters, which is due out in the UK next month.

William Geerhart, to use the author's proper name, invented Little Billy in 1994, when he moved to Los Angeles hoping to become a screenwriter, but found himself temporarily unemployed.

His first letter was fake fanmail to Dan Quayle. The former US Vice President's reply suggests that he accepted, without question, the proposition that an eight-year-old had recently ploughed through his turgid memoirs.

After that, Mr Geerhart began sending a letter every few days, squirrelling the replies away in a private collection. He has narrowed down the 1,000 or so replies to little Billy's letters to 120 for his book. Highlights include a letter from OJ Simpson's attorney, Robert Shapiro, offering advice on how Billy might get away with having destroyed his sister's doll: he should accuse the family dog of eating it and hire "a good forensic dentist".

Mr Geerhart said yesterday that he'd had trouble pitching the book to publishers because of concerns about copyright. But William Morrow eventually took it on, hoping to mimic the success of similar bestsellers, such as William Donaldson's Henry Root Letters."

More reports about William Geerhart and his new book can be found HERE, HERE and HERE.

Chuck Heath is of course correct. Alaskans don't hunt wolves from helicopters - because they do it from small planes!

(EDIT: I was wrong - Alaskans DO hunt from helicopters - see updates 1 + 2)

Slate reported in September 2008:

"Sarah Palin, the governor of Alaska and John McCain's vice presidential pick, is an enthusiastic hunter who has proposed legislation and cash incentives to encourage aerial wolf gunning, the controversial practice of shooting wolves from an aircraft. Do people in Alaska really shoot wolves from planes?

Yes, but only with the government's permission. Aerial shooting yields better results than traditional hunting, since it allows the hunter to cover a lot of ground quickly and track target animals from a clear vantage point. Historically, hunters also used planes to drive animals—polar bears in Alaska and elk in Montana, among others—toward gunmen waiting on the ground. But many hunters found the practice unsportsmanlike, since it violates the "fair chase" ethic, and animal rights activists call it inhumane, since airborne gunmen rarely get a clean (i.e., relatively painless) kill. In response to concerns like these, Congress passed the Federal Airborne Hunting Act of 1972, which made it illegal for hunters to shoot animals from a plane or helicopter.

The federal legislation does have a loophole for predator control, permitting state employees or licensed individuals to shoot from an aircraft for the sake of protecting "land, water, wildlife, livestock, domesticated animals, human life, or crops." (This doesn't just apply to wolves; coyotes and foxes are sometimes gunned down from aircraft, especially in Western states.) Since 2003, Alaska has issued aerial wolf-hunting permits in select areas where moose and caribou populations are particularly endangered. The idea is that by killing the predators, the airborne gunmen can ramp up the number of moose and caribou that human hunters can take home for supper.

(...) Palin tried last year to have the state pay $150 for every wolf killed, but the state superior court shot that down as an illegal use of bounty payments, which were outlawed in that state in 1984."


Sarah Palin herself showed a keen interest in "educating" the citizens in Alaska about the benefits of "aerial predator control" - in 2007 the legislature and the governor of Alaska approved to spend $ 400,000 in order to educate Alaskans about the aerial shooting of wolves and efforts to reduce bears in some areas.

Obviously the former teacher Chuckles didn't get that memo and needs some educating himself! The ADN reported in August 2007:

"Opponents of the state's predator control program are blasting lawmakers and the governor for approving a $400,000 appropriation to educate Alaskans about the aerial shooting of wolves and efforts to reduce bears in some areas.

They say the capital budget money is really an attempt to influence voters, who will decide next year whether to ban aerial shooting and land-and-shoot hunting by private citizens.

"It's outrageous," said co-sponsor Joel Bennett of Alaskans for Wildlife. "It looks like it's a clear effort to thwart the public will."

State game managers don't know how they will spend the money but it won't be used to influence the election, said Ron Clarke, assistant director for the state's Division of Wildlife Conservation.

"We're a science-based agency," he said. The state will try to share that information in a way the public can understand, he said.

Aerial predator control lets private citizens shoot wolves from the air or conduct land-and-shoot hunting of wolves in five rural areas of the state. In the last year, the state has also liberalized bear hunting in some of those same areas, including no bag limits and land-and-shoot hunting of black bears in Game Management Unit 16 across Cook Inlet from Anchorage.

The effort is intended to boost moose and caribou numbers.

More than 700 wolves have been killed since the program began almost five years ago. The Alaska Department of Fish and Game estimates there are 7,000 to 11,000 wolves in Alaska."


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Sarah Palin herself lied in "Going Rogue" about aerial wolf hunting and claimed that it doesn't exist. On page 327 she talks about her embarassing prank interview with "President Sarkozy" and says:

"Then Sarkozy started talking about hunting and suggested we get together and hunt from helicopters, which Alaska hunters don't do (despite circulated Photoshopped images of me drawing a bead on a wolf from the air)."

Screenshot from "Going Rogue", page 327:
Sarah Palin - Going Rogue - Aerial Wolf Hunting - Page 327

That is just one of the many, many lies that Sarah Palin tells in "Going Rogue".

Media Matters reported the truth:

Under Alaska law, "the Board of Game may authorize a predator control program as part of a game management plan that involves airborne or same day airborne shooting." On May 19, 2008, the Anchorage Daily News reported that "[p]ilot-gunner teams" had "taken 124 wolves," according to the Alaska Division of Wildlife Conservation, as part of "a winter program to kill wolves from aircraft," which the Daily News contrasted with "the 97 wolves gunners took last year." In 2007, Palin introduced a bill to "simplify and clarify Alaska's intensive management law for big game and the state's 'same day airborne hunting' law," which she stated would "give the Board of Game and state wildlife managers the tools they need to actively manage important game herds and help thousands of Alaskan families put food on their tables." According to an August 26, 2007, Daily News article (retrieved from the Nexis database), Palin supported "a $400,000 appropriation to educate Alaskans about the aerial shooting of wolves and efforts to reduce bears in some areas."

Recently aerial wolf hunting once more became an issue in Alaska - Mudflats and Shannyn Moore wrote about it from an Alaskan perspective just a few days ago.

In Europe, many countries like the UK, Germany and Italy are considering the reintroduction of wolves and other extinct species, as the UK Telegraph reported in February 2010.

In Alaska, the message of the government is that wolves are being hunted from the air so that more moose and caribou are available for native hunters, who are dependent on them as a food resource. In September 2007, however, 172 scientists wrote an open letter to Sarah Palin, protesting Alaska's aerial wolf hunting policy. They explain:

The basis of Alaska's recent predator control programs is the state's intensive management law. This law mandates restoring "depleted" ungulate populations to former levels of abundance and setting of ungulate population objectives. We are concerned that objectives were often based on unattainable, unsustainable historically high populations. Accurate determination of habitat carrying capacity was seldom considered. The net result is to perpetually chase unattainable objectives with inadequately designed predator control programs that risk long-term sustainability of ungulate habitat integrity and sustainability of reasonable predator populations.

(...) Finally, negative, long-term consequences of predator control may outweigh short-term increases in ungulate numbers. Such consequences include habitat damage from high ungulate populations that may result in population crashes of both ungulates and predators as well as the ancillary "costs" of predator control programs in terms of staff time and credibility with and support from the broader public. Many in the general public are concerned that the Alaska Board of Game process is not fair and representative of the broad public interest in Alaska's wildlife. We appreciate your support for fair and transparent government and ask you to encourage the Board of Game to consider the broader public interests in their wildlife decision making. Finally, we urge the State of Alaska to consider the ecological role that large predators play in preventing eruptions and crashes, and to consider conservation of predators on an equal basis with the goal of producing more ungulates for hunters.


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Aerial wolf hunting in Alaska is explained in detail in this excellent video:




It seems that Sarah and her dad are apparently not very proud about the fact that Sarah supported aerial wolf hunting. One more reason to end this horrible practice.

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UPDATE:

Our reader Crystalwolf has pointed out that recently a close friend of the Palin's has been appointed to head the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, which caused such a big controversy that even the sleepy ADN was forced to report about it today (citing an AP report!):

A relative newcomer to state Division of Wildlife Conservation who several wildlife advocates said is overly sympathetic to hunters at the expense of other groups has been selected to head the state agency at the Alaska Department of Fish and Game.

Corey Rossi, who purportedly has close ties with former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin and her family, starts his new job Tuesday. Fish and Game Commissioner Denby Lloyd said he chose Rossi because he brings a can-do attitude to the agency's mission.

But not everyone is happy with the selection. Rossi represents a move toward a narrow wildlife management philosophy that will benefit extremist hunters -- those that would artificially inflate moose and caribou numbers by removing massive numbers of predators, Alaska Wildlife Alliance director John Toppenberg said.

That approach will be at the expense of other user groups, such as wildlife viewers, whereas Doug Larsen, the man who Rossi replaces, had a more balanced approach, he said.

"With this appointment, it is my belief that the title of the organization that he now represents should be changed to the Division of Wildlife Killing," Toppenberg said.


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Interestingly, it was also mentioned in this report:

"E-mails sent to Palin aide Jason Recher seeking comment after business hours Friday were not immediately returned."

So it seems that Jason Recher has now replaced Meg Stapleton as the new "go-to-person".

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In addition, several Alaskans have commented on Crystalwolf's facebook regarding this story and said that helicopters ARE in fact being used for aerial wolf hunting in Alaska! One Alaskan said: "Alaska Fish & Game decided not even planes were good enough and went directly to helicopters."

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UPDATE 2:

When Sarah Palin said in "Going Rogue" that "Alaska hunters don't hunt from helicopters" she apparently had forgotten the press release of her own Department of Fish & Game from March 9, 2009:

Aerial wolf hunting press release 1
Aerial wolf hunting press release 2

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UPDATE 3 - Corey Rossi:

Corey Rossi, the designated new head of the AK Department of Fish & Game, has also a commercial interest in hunting (anyone surprised?). He owns the "Great Northern Safari Company" in Alaska, which has a PO Box in Wasilla. He recently "donated" the following hunt to the "Mule Deer Foundation":

5-Day Trophy Reindeer Hunt for 1-hunter in Alaska
Great Northern Safari Company
Corey Rossi

The high bidder will get the first hunt on the herd for the 2010 season. For the past several years, GNSC has been harvesting what can only be described as the largest antlered animals on the planet! GNSC’s unbelievable Alaskan Reindeer have been producing top-ten SCI scores for several consecutive seasons. SCI Scores in the 420+ category are commonplace, with some animals actually breaking the enviable 500-inch mark! You will receive a “what to bring list” upon confirmation of the hunt.


Well, we are used to "a lot" from Alaska, but this clearly is a conflict of interest, is it not? The designated head of the Department of Fish & Game also owns a hunting company?

By the way, Corey Rossi's email address is mentioned there as "gutpile@alaska.com" - which also happens to be the contact email of the "Sportsmen for Fish & Wildlife". "Gutpile"...what lovely people!

In addition, the "Sportsmen for Fish & Wildlife" actively lobbied to get Corey Rossi into this position, as the AP reported. "With Director Rossi at the wheel, we at SFW look forward to some real positive changes within the Department that are long overdue!" SFW Alaska executive director Dane Crowley said in the statement.

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Tuesday, 9 March 2010

Chuck Heath helps Sarah Palin get her story straight... again

It all started with Sarah Palin's speech in Calgary:

“My first five years of life we spent in Skagway, Alaska, right there by Whitehorse. Believe it or not – this was in the ’60s – we used to hustle on over the border for health care that we would receive in Whitehorse. I remember my brother, he burned his ankle in some little kid accident thing and my parents had to put him on a train and rush him over to Whitehorse and I think, isn’t that kind of ironic now. Zooming over the border, getting health care from Canada.”

Then a different story emerged:

In a 2007 report in the Skagway News, Palin said her family travelled south from the town by ferry to Juneau, Alaska, so that her brother could get treatment after burning his foot when jumping through a fire.

From the Skagway News:

Her brother burned his foot badly jumping through a fire, and her mother had to take him down to Juneau on the ferry to the hospital. “All these years later, that’s still what people have to rely on here in some instances,” she said.

Enter Chuck Heath:

"There was no road out of there at that time," said retired teacher Chuck Heath, reached by phone in Wasilla. "The ferry schedule was very erratic. We had no doctor in Skagway. The plane schedule was very erratic. The winds dictated whether the planes could come in or not."

Palin's father said his family probably boarded the train for the Whitehorse hospital only twice — once when a daughter had rheumatic fever, and once when his son, also named Chuck, severely burned his leg and an infection set in.

"We much preferred to use our facilities because my insurance didn't cover anything in Whitehorse. And even though they have socialized medicine, I still had to pay the bill, being an American citizen," Heath said.

Heath worked part-time for the White Pass & Yukon Railroad and had a pass allowing him and his family to ride for free.

I thought Chuck Heath had moved the family to Alaska to work as a teacher because the pay was so much better than in the Lower 48. Why did he need a part-time job with the railroad?

Sarah tells us in Going Rogue:

"The State of Alaska was paying a premium, $6,000 a year (more than twice what he was paid in Idaho), to attract more teachers."

Chuck Jr was twenty-eight months old when they moved to Skagway. Five years later, they packed their belongings and moved to Eagle River, 15 miles outside Anchorage. Little Chuckie's severe burn happened when he was between two and seven years old.

We're used to finding more than one version of Sarah Palin's little stories. But we have noticed that Chuck Heath never fails to make them a lot more interesting...


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Wednesday, 10 February 2010

Chuck Heath, Sarah Palin's dad - Videos

This is not an investigative post with bombastic revelations. We're simply taking a look into Sarah Palin's background in an attempt to make the image she projects a bit clearer.

I looked for some videos of Chuck Heath and came across some good ones. The first two contain some photos of Sarah and her siblings when they were younger. Please note that Mr Heath has some expensive toys in his garage. The Heaths had some well rehearsed talking points during the vice presidential campaign and stressed that Sarah has not let them down yet. Honesty is another recurring theme.





Chuck Heath reiterates some of his talking points and talks about Sarah's executive experience.



The following videos show Chuck Heath during the book signing in Fort Bragg. His body language is interesting...





Chuck Heath wearing a t-shirt that says: Alaska, the coldest state with the hottest governor
(From "Going Rogue", photo courtesy Chuck Heath)
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Wednesday, 3 February 2010

Sarah Palin, adorable child huntress of Alaska - UPDATE

Guess what: This new magazine called "Sarah Palin - The untold story in her own words" in which Sarah Palin has "not participated" (see my last post for more details) contains lots of new, previously unseen pictures, for example from her childhood - including lots of new previously unseen dead animals!


That's right, Sarah Palin has not "participated"! It was possibly the other Sarah who did it - naturally Sarah Palin cannot be held responsible.


But seriously: It's obvious that the Heath family closely cooperated with the creators of the magazine and that this magazine appears to be just another propaganda piece for Alaska's superwoman Sarah Palin.


Mediate has already published a first collection of the new pictures under the juicy title "Revealed: Sarah Palin, adorable child huntress of Alaska" - here are some screenshots from the Mediate website:


Palin Magazine new 1
Palin Magazine new 2
Palin Magazine new 3

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Damn, Sarah Palin is winning the propaganda war! I hope that Barack Obama has killed at least SOME animals when he was a kid. Otherwise he ought to step down immediately!

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UPDATE:

If you think you have already seen lots of dead animals so far, think again - here is the ultimate clip about Chuck Heath and his house in which he proudly displays his ...well... could you say obsession with hunting?


Saturday, 23 January 2010

Bristol Palin and her family - A tale of sex, no more sex and a lot of money / PLUS: Levi Johnston responds on ET Online

History repeats itself, within the same family.

Lorenzo Benet wrote about the Heaths in Trailblazer:

...in the summer of 1961, Chuck and Sally applied for a marriage license and wed at St. Joseph's Roman Catholic Church in Sandpoint. Sally gave birth to a quick succession of children -- Chuck Jr. arrived on February 7, 1962.

Summer: June, July and August. Do the math - from the earliest summer month to the next February there are only eight months. There are no records of Chuck Jr. being premature.

Sarah Heath eloped with Todd Palin and they were married on August 29, 1988. Track was born on April 20, 1989, eight months later. Track was not premature.

Bristol Palin went rogue and had her baby without getting married at all. Now that her virginity has been restored, Bristol will not have sex again until she finds a husband. No hanky-panky before the nuptials, that's guaranteed. Unless Bristol decides to revive the family tradition and have her next baby only eight months after the wedding...

It's quite obvious that abstinence didn't work very well for at least three women in this family. So why do they keep banging on the same note?

Sarah Palin and her daughter could spread a much more positive message if they told teenagers to think carefully before having sex and urged them to take the necessary precautions to avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

But $arah and Bri$tol are not honest people and their hypocrisy is not going to help any young people at all.

Levi Johnston can see the whole thing is an act, but still manages to say something nice about Bristol in this new clip on ET Online, where he talks about the Oprah interview:



So why are they doing it?

Bristol is making a lot of money posing for gossip magazines with Tripp, telling the world how very hard her life is in her mother's million dollar house and how she has to work all hours to buy formula and diapers. She feels lonely when the baby won't stop crying. Boo hoo. Is she so desperate that she felt it necessary to alienate Levi even further by filing a motion for interim child support on top of asking for sole legal custody of Tripp? Bristol wants to keep Tripp's father out of any decisions about their son's life, but she doesn't mind having his money.

$1,750 a month would buy a lot of formula and a huge pile of diapers. Bristol needs to keep her own money to pay for the tanning salon, the gym and gas for her Cadillac Escalade...



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Monday, 7 December 2009

What can we believe about Sarah Palin?


There's been a lot of criticism regarding the last post about Sarah Palin's family values since I added information about her father, Chuck Heath.

It all started with the obituary of Dorothy Mooney, which included Chuck Heath as Mrs Mooney adoptive son. I'm not familiar with obituary etiquette in the US, but it appears Chuck Heath was mentioned because he was very close to the family and they wished to pay him a compliment at a difficult time for them, a pain they all shared.

A simple tidbit became far more convoluted when we realized that Sarah Palin herself had made some reference to it in "Going Rogue", detailing some of the events from her father's childhood.

Chuck Heath is central to much of Sarah Palin's story. When running for governor, instead of preparing some policy statements about education, she presented a "My Dad" type of essay. In her mind, having a father who had been a teacher was all she needed to counter any policy statements made by her opposing candidates.

Chuck Heath is well known for saying things that reflect badly on Sarah, such as the little detail of her leaking amniotic fluid at the start of the wild ride for Trig's birth in Alaska. He said the kids kept losing their underwear when Sarah Palin's campaign wardrobe became an issue. He called Levi a deadbeat dad, then had to retract it. He criticized President Obama as Commander-in-Chief during the book tour. More recently we learned that he explained why Sarah transferred from a college in Hawaii to one in Idaho: the unglamourous presence of too many Asians and Pacific Islanders made her uncomfortable.

So Chuck Heath IS relevant when we peel the layers to get to the truth about Sarah Palin...

In "Going Rogue" she painted a very dark picture of her father's childhood, stating that he had to pursue his own outdoor and sports interests by fending for himself due to the lack of support and interest from his parents.

After I updated the post to include excerpts from Sarah Palin's book, somebody sent me an article by a Michael Patrick Leahy, which was included in a book. Mr Leahy based his article on interviews, as described on Amazon:

Relying on interviews with those who know her best--her parents, sister, high school teammates, coaches, teachers, and colleagues, What Does Sarah Palin Believe? will provide unique insights into this fascinating, once a generation political leader of today and tomorrow.

About the Author
Michael Patrick Leahy is a Christian apologist and the author of Letter to an Atheist and What Does Barack Obama Believe?


From his own website:

Michael Patrick Leahy, the conservative radical.

Conservative author and grassroots new media strategist.

Mr Leahy has great admiration for Sarah Palin and wrote his article in 2008 to put the record straight regarding her beliefs and to contrast them with Barack Obama's. He's also a big fan of Ronald Reagan, just like Sarah Palin.

Leahy's article contains some passages, based on interviews, that contradict Sarah Palin's account of her father's childhood.

For example,

Born in Los Angeles, California in 1938 to a UCLA
graduate school teaching mother and a Chicago born free
lance photographer, 30 Chuck moved with his parents to tiny
Hope, Idaho in 1948.31 His parents had been drawn to the
remote community at the tip of Northern Idaho because of
the outdoors life and the fishing. His father, Charles F. Heath,
or “Charlie” to most everyone he knew, loved fishing so
much he eventually started his own little lure company. His
parents were in their late forties when they left Los Angeles
for Idaho, “the first of many that would come over the next
several decades” according to childhood friend Kermit
Keiver.32 Keiver remembers Chuck’s father fondly:

“He was a very gregarious fellow, kind of short and
rotund, and very pleasant to be around. He wore a distinctive
cap with a bill, and when he wasn’t driving the school bus for
the kids that went to the local elementary school, you could
often see him smoking a “cee-gar”. 33

Oh, we would occasionally tip over an outhouse, but most
of the time we were just hunting and fishing. I remember some
great times just being outside, drinking apple cider in the fall,
just enjoying life. Chuck just loved the outdoors. He and his
family just fit right in perfectly with our Northern Idaho
community. 34

I left the reference marks to show how extensively Leahy researched his article. Did he have any reasons to make things up?

Now, we would expect a daughter to have more reliable information about her own father, but we're talking about Sarah Palin.

How can we possibly know what to believe?

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Friday, 16 October 2009

Chuck Heath talking about Sarah Palin - UPDATE

A friend of palingates sent us this French video from the time of the campaign. The commentary in French is very general, saying that journalists could only dream of setting a foot inside Chuck Heath's house, where Sarah Palin grew up among stuffed animals, etc. Then it moves on to her political background, the book banning controversy, stating that she didn't insist on the ban after the librarian indicated that she wouldn't remove any books and let the matter drop. They also talk about how independent Alaskans are and how they were looking forward to having a fellow Alaskan in the White House.

Of course, the English bits need no translation and Chuck Heath is as fascinating as ever...


UPDATE - I found another video of Chuck Heath talking about his daughter:


Watch CBS News Videos Online
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Saturday, 29 August 2009

Sarah Palin's dad


Chuck Heath to the Spokesman:

“Sarah’s been out of town for almost a month now,” said Chuck Heath, “I don’t know exactly where she is, but she’s writing her book. She e-mails me quite frequently. She asks, ‘Oh, what happened on June 13, 1978?’ This is material for her book.”

Her e-mails to her dad, he said, have asked about “trivial things like maybe a basketball game, ‘How many points did I score here,’ ‘When did we go to the Boston Marathon?’ … Mainly sports.”

This is from an article Sarah Palin wrote about Chuck Heath during her gubernatorial campaign:

He was Wasilla High School's track, cross-country and freshman basketball coach. He never let me quit, no matter how badly it hurt or how the odds were stacked against his athletes. He taught "no pain, no gain... and, you reap what you sow... and there ain't no thing as a free lunch... and dig deep, push hard and fully rely on ROCK!"

(In our case, that ROCK would be God.)

"Mr. Heath is grandpa to 12 fortunate young Alaskans, having an especially unique bond with his autistic eight-year-old grandson. From the first born, Track, on down, to Bristol, Willow, Piper lndi, McKinley, Happy, Karcher, Lauden, Payton, Keir, Heath and Tico."

What happened there? "He never let me quit..."

What he said in an interview to the Idaho Statesman may explain it:

Q: Can you shed any light on Sarah Palin's decision to resign as governor?

Heath: "Whenever I'm with Sarah, we never talk politics. It's always family or sports, and it kind of caught me by surprise. All I really know is what I read in the newspaper, and you can't depend on a newspaper to get all the facts."

Hmmm...

Chuck and Sally Heath chose normal names for their children: Charles, Sarah, Heather and Molly. The new trend for weird names is not going to skip a generation, as Chuck Heath is now the proud great-grandfather of Trig and Tripp.

Maybe Sarah could include a chapter in her book explaining this interesting family quirk...
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Sunday, 9 August 2009

Sarah Palin: "Leave my kids alone!"

$arah Palin keeps telling the media to leave her family alone. It's ironic that she should insert one or more members of her family into her own political discourse at any given opportunity.



Todd has many roles as a prop: Todd the Native, Todd the Iron Dog champion, Todd the builder, Todd the fishpicker, Todd the North Slope worker, Todd the caregiver and Todd the hunk.

Track is fighting for freedom of speech in Iraq. He also provided Sarah with her hockey mom credentials. Hell yeah!



Bristol was presented to the world as a pregnant teenager, 5 months gone, to dispel vicious rumours about Sarah Palin's faked pregnancy with Trig. Bristol later became an ambassador for sexual abstinence with the Candies Foundation. Bristol's ex-fiance was also part of the happy family during the campaign. Tripp belongs in this multi-prop set up, appearing out cold on national TV.





Willow used to be an example of the wisdom of children. According to Sarah Palin, Willow was the first to notice that Trig had Down's Syndrome. Then Willow was mentioned in an interview with Glenn Beck regarding the unfairness of President Obama's plans for tax cuts, where 95% of workers would benefit. Willow wanted to know about the other 5%, so Sarah explained that those were the ones who had worked hard to make America great, but they were rich. "Why should they be punished for their success?", said Willow. More recently, Willow became the victim of a statutory rape joke and the target of a pedophile, perverted 62 year old late night comedian. At least that's the Palins interpretation of the events, which they disseminated to the media through interviews and press releases..



Piper is the cute one. Of all the members of the family, Piper was the busiest state official, clocking more airmiles in the service of the state than all the others. Piper gives interviews to the likes of Bob and Mark, Eddie Burke, signs autographs, looks after Trig, wears high heels and at one point ran a lemonade stand in Juneau.






Trig is fast becoming $arah's most valuable prop. He provides her with impeccable anti-abortion credentials, great photo opportunities, goes running with with her when she thrashes her guts and works her thighs into a sweating, throbbing state. His iconic image was desecrated in a photoshop incident. Now he's going to face "Obama's death panel" along with Sarah's parents.



Other members of the family occasionally play minor roles. There's the autistic nephew who came in very handy during a recent visit to the state of New York. Sarah's science teacher dad is mentioned when she wants to prove she's not a creationist. She has been known to quote her parents' fridge magnets.

By the way, none of the things described above is made up. Everything is well documented and a lot of it came from Sarah Palin's very own mouth.

Now, please, stop mentioning her family!
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Friday, 17 April 2009

Chuck Heath: "I never said that!"


Sarah Palin's father, Chuck Heath, gave an exclusive interview to US Magazine regarding Levi Johnston's round of interviews about his relationship with the Palins and lack of access to his son.

“I don’t agree with what he’s doing right now. It’s not right. He’s broke, so he’s trying to capitalize on this. I wish he’d take some of this money he’s making and buy some diapers with it.”

Now Chuck Heath has given an exclusive interview to RadarOnline:

Heath says he never made those remarks and even defends the unemployed teenager. “I didn’t say most of that stuff—that’s a bunch of garbage. I don’t know how they came up with that. The only thing I said—and that was said jokingly, that was kind of in jest about the diapers,” Heath explained to RadarOnline. As for his feelings on Johnston hitting the media circuit, Heath cuts the teenager some slack. “It’s up to him. He’s a kid. I have no bone to pick with Levi, he’s a good kid.”

Chuck Heath seems to take one foot out of his mouth, then quickly insert the other one. The only thing he's not able to do is shut up.

Let's suppose next week the Palins decide to go on an all out war with Levi. Will Chuck Heath give another exclusive interview saying that he never said Levi was a good kid? That he doesn't know how RadarOnline came up with that?

Like father, like daughter. They both have issues with the truth and suffer from foot in mouth disease.
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