We haven't been "Down Under" for a while.
One of our Australian readers , Moseyon, sent me this picture (which she suspects is photoshopped) and found it quite amusing.
Compare it to a map of Australia:
Message to readers who send me material for open threads: I'm not ignoring your contributions. As I try to consider moods, topicality and other factors, some bits and pieces may take their time to show up on the blog. I save everything and use different material as and when it seems fitting. I really appreciate your contributions. Please keep them coming!