Grammy97 sent me this joke.
[AMY1, YOU'D BETTER DESENSITIZE FOR THIS ONE...]
I went fishing this morning, but after a short time I ran out of worms. Then, out of the corner of my eye, I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth. "Frogs are good bass bait" I thought to myself.
Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth, I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.
Just then, I realized I had a problem, how was I going to release the snake without getting bitten? So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in his mouth. The snake's eyes rolled back and he went limp. I released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.
A little later, I felt a nudge at my foot.
It was that same snake with two more frogs in his mouth!
Thank you for the laugh, Granny97.