I received a very funny e-mail today:
SUBJECT: ORDER GATES
My name is jeremy C and want to know if you do carry GATES in stock. If you do, please kindly get back to me with the types and sizes and also an attachment to each of the GATES. And also the price and let me know if you do accept credit card as a form of payment. Thank you.
Poor guy, he wasn't trying to be funny, but I think he could brush up on his googling skills...
(I didn't publish his surname, no need to embarass him further)