Monday, 16 May 2011

Open thread - Monday

CC sent us a joke:

A doctor was on his morning walk when he noticed the old lady pictured above.

She was sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said,

"I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?"

"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice
big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every
week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, have sex, and I
don't exercise at all."

"That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?"

"Thirty-six," she replied.

Thanks, CC. Very funny!