GOD'S RESIGNATION SPEECH
This is hilarious! Here's a taster:
People who know me know that besides faith and family, nothing's more important to me than the world I created in seven days.
Earth's mission? − to contribute to the Universe. It's really strategic IN the universe as the air crossroads OF the universe, as a gatekeeper of the universe.
This planet, blessed with air, water, wildlife, minerals, New Jersey, AND oil and gas. It's energy, you know what I mean? EN-ER-GY. I gave you energy.
People rag on me a lot. I mean a lot of people love me, but generally I get a lot of flak. It's pretty insane − my staff and I spend most of our day dealing with other people's PETTY grievances instead of progressing our planet now.
Please go and read the whole thing.
Priceless...
(H/T to Basheert)
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