Wednesday, 1 June 2011

Open Thread - Wednesday

Our friend Ripley managed to conquer the pain from her recent traumatic tooth extraction and sent in a joke that was conveniently doctored to feature a well known celebrity:


The preacher said, "Anyone with 'special needs' who wants to be prayed over, please come forward to the front by the altar."

With that, Sarah got in line, and when it was his turn, the Preacher asked, "Sarah, what do you want me to pray about for you?"

Sarah replied, "Preacher, I need you to pray for help with my hearing."

The preacher put one finger of one hand in Sarah's ear, placed his other hand on top of Sarah's head, and then prayed and prayed and prayed.

He prayed a "blue streak" for Sarah, and the whole congregation joined in with great enthusiasm.

Click HERE to watch the video

After a few minutes, the preacher removed his hands, stood back and asked, "Sarah, how is your hearing now?"

Sarah answered, "I don't know.....

It ain't 'til next week!"

Thanks, Ripley. That was funny.