Sunday, 14 August 2011

The candidates - and Sarah Palin visiting Reagan's Boyhood Home

GOP candidates, in the order they appeared in the results of the Ames straw poll:

Too submissive 

Too old

Too anti-choice 

Too flippy-floppy

Too confused

Too much praying

Too rich

Too adulterous

Almost too normal to be with this bunch

Too stupid

Democratic candidate:

Not too impressed with the above

The non-candidate:

Too short a skirt on a visit to her hero's house

The non-candidate is too short on just about anything: knowledge, command of the English language, ideas, policies, honesty and so on and so on (and on).