If poor Sarah was afflicted by this bizarre medical condition, the explanation for Sarah Palin's square belly becomes clearer.
She had too many square shaped foods before being photographed or filmed, that's all.
a) Sarah ate too many Crunchwrap Supremes, they're squarish.
b) Sarah didn't realize you have to take the dinner out of the box before eating it.
c) Sarah must have eaten one of these
Before this photo:
See? There's an explanation for everything...
(H/T to Shapeshifterbelly)