Our Mrsgunka is on her way to Iowa, where she'll easily eclipse the presence of you know who...
She sent me this funny story a few days ago. It's mildly disgusting, but Mrsgunka has sent me worse, believe me!
DADDY'S GONNA EAT YOUR FINGERS!
'Daddy, look at this,' and stuck out two of her fingers.
Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said,
'Daddy' s gonna eat your fingers,' pretending to eat them.
I went back to packing, looked up again and my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a puzzled look on her face.
I said, 'What's wrong, honey?'
'What happened to my booger?'
Thank you, Mrsgunka, have a lovely trip!