Sarah Palin, the laptop, the happy husband, a few kids and many lies...

Apparently Sarah Palin has been in San Diego with Piper and Todd for the past month.

Residents of a San Diego apartment complex saw her several times over the better part of August -- sitting poolside and tapping away on a laptop, her husband and at least a few of her kids nearby.

But don't go looking for them anymore: The neighbor tells us he saw them pack up last weekend; he hasn't seen their car since.

There are so many lies in one sentence...

1. Tapping away on a laptop. Designed to "prove" that Sarah Palin writes her Facebook notes and is working on her book.
2. Her husband... nearby. See? They're not separating.
3. At least a few of her kids nearby. How many is a few? Bristol was seen at the Alaska state fair with both Trig and Tripp. Willow started attending a school in Palmer. Track wouldn't be there playing around the pool, would he? That leaves Piper. Is Piper a few kids?

The strange thing is, despite speculation about Sarah's whereabouts, there are no photos and this "scoop" came after the happy family had left the building.

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