Apparently Sarah Palin has been in San Diego with Piper and Todd for the past month.
Residents of a San Diego apartment complex saw her several times over the better part of August -- sitting poolside and tapping away on a laptop, her husband and at least a few of her kids nearby.
But don't go looking for them anymore: The neighbor tells us he saw them pack up last weekend; he hasn't seen their car since.
There are so many lies in one sentence...
- Tapping away on a laptop. Designed to "prove" that Sarah Palin writes her Facebook notes and is working on her book.
- Her husband... nearby. See? They're not separating.
- At least a few of her kids nearby. How many is a few? Bristol was seen at the Alaska state fair with both Trig and Tripp. Willow started attending a school in Palmer. Track wouldn't be there playing around the pool, would he? That leaves Piper. Is Piper a few kids?
Look at the banner on this blog. See the pigs flying?