Monday, 10 August 2009
Sarah Palin on March 14, 2008 --- Bristol Palin on September 3 and October 12, 2008
I don't want to sound too critical, but your mom was in much better shape at 44 years of age, 7 months pregnant with her 5th child than you at 17, only 5 or 6 months pregnant with your 1st child.
Bristol, you should ask your mom to teach you how to thrash your guts so you too can boast tight abs. Your bosom also looked a bit weird, not nice and small like your mom's.
The comparison must be really hard on you. But don't be upset. Some very fit celebrities also had problems with the way they looked when they were pregnant. They had really big bumps compared to your mom's.
Watch this video and you'll feel much better. Not everybody can live up to your mom's fitness standards...
I hope you feel reassured now.