Monday, 17 August 2009

Sarah Palin, you're not funny anymore


I was trying to imagine Sarah Palin's twit - if she went back to it - about the APOC deadline to disclose Arctic Cat deals and the gifts from last year. (The deadline is today)

"Offered to pay massive amount of cash as goodwill gesture. No evidence of wrongdoing, as usual. I win again!" sometime ago from QuitterBerry

I really don't like her ghostwritten page on Facebook. It's too boring, without any entertainment value whatsoever. When Sarah Palin lied on Twitter, at least she used her own inimitable style and we were treated to William Shatner reading her twits as poetry every now and then.

She broke another promise. Where are the politically incorrect twits?

The only thing Sarah Palin is good for is keeping us amused. If she can't even have the courtesy of writing her own notes on Facebook, then she's good for nothing.

I'm very disappointed...

Celtic Diva has more details about the APOC stone in Sarah's shoe...
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28 comments:

Emily said...

Yes, I was wondering the same thing-- why haven't we seen any of those politically incorrect Twitter messages we were promised? I guess Sarah decided that Facebook gave her a more versatile medium on which to make incorrect political statements.

Buffalogal said...

This weekend I made the prediction that when Sarah eventually resurfaces we're going to see her interacting a little more affectionately with Trigg.

Today's prediction is that the next Facebook post is going to sound a little less ghost-written AND, when she finally twits again, they will sound less folksy and blathering stupid. I have a feeling they're crafting a new "voice" for her that will be be a cross between intelligent and home spun and will be entirely written by someone else. I betcha she's also working with a coach of some sort to purge some of the church jargon and tighten talking points for her public appearances.

But! There's not a dang thing they can do to make her smarter in 3-D so we've always got that to count on.

And WV is (swear to goodness) BABLE. ha!

Anonymous said...

Reg, I hate to be a nudge...but did you remove the PD link from your blogroll...?

I usually use your blogroll as my daily launchpad...so I notice its absence!

Just curious!

regina said...

Anon@17:30,

I must have some gremlins around. Somehow I can't get the feed for PD. Blogger appears to have a mind of its own...

Thanks for the nudge.

Anonymous said...

Thanks Regina,

I read your blog everyday. Look forward to it. Wish it was mainstream so that others could also enjoy your remarkable ability to put things in perspective in a way that exposes the outrageousness that is the real Sarah Palin. Will just keep recommending you to friends.

Please keep the pressure on. I pray daily that she is exposed nationally for what she truly represents.

Your work is very much appreciated.

Anonymous said...

In addition to Twitter Silence, are we also missing Photo Op Sarah? Isn't she drawn to the camera as a moth to the flame? Where is Sarah?

Anonymous said...

I think she is harassing her handlers about why they didn't get her on DWTS. After all, she's a much bigger star that Tom Delay. Plus think of all they great TV exposure she would get without having to speechify.

Citizen of Snark City said...

Where's Sarah? Can you spell "S-U-R-G-E-R-Y"?

Sarah Palin is not the GOP's Galatea. No matter how they try to make her over, she is not remakeable. She's not remarkable either.

The Big Guns found out they couldn't mold her during the '08 campaign. Her ego, NPD, governing history, and lack of IQ/education are not surmountable hurdles. There is no Professor Higgins to her Eliza Doolittle status. Sarah Palin is no "Fair Lady." (That's just a male fantasy, anyway.)

SoCalWolfGal said...

I agree with Citizen of Snark City, I think she has had some sort of surgery and is in recovery. I also, too think that the GOP found out the hard way Palin is a rolling cannon on a loose deck. She is using her Facebook because she is basically lazy. I am sure she just gives them a paragraph of her word salad and then they come up with something that is at least coherent, and bingo, she is brilliant and mavericky again in her followers minds. But, at some point, she is going to have to come in front of the cameras and answer questions on the fly. And we all know she can't think on her feet.

basheert said...

I keep tellin' ya guys - she's been committed. RAM is now writing her FACEBOOK -

Irishgirl said...

lol basheert. I believe you may be right!

MadCity Chick said...

I'm of the opinion that someone else is doing all the talking/writing/facebooking and she's been told to stay out of the limelight and be quiet.

If she can do that and not speak for herself, but rather only use the words they've given her and only when they tell her to.

Her reward? Maybe we'll let you get in the game and we'll back you up but only if you play it our way.

sandra said...

Maybe she's been kidnapped and the family is not willing to pay the ransom. I think of an old story about an obnoxious boy on a wagon train. He was captured by Indians, but the people on the wagon train wouldn't give anything for him. Eventually the Indians brought him back because they didn't want him either.

Maybe she's confined to a basement somewhere with a computer monitor but no keyboard.

crystalwolf aka caligrl said...

citizen of snark, Yes I think she has had plastic surgery...I wonder if she will come out today for APOC?
basheert: I agree! I think RAM is writing for her!
You will notice RAM doesn't quite use footnotes but does put alot of references (wrong references) and Sarah has never been one to footnote her craziness. Now all of a sudden "footnotes?"
RAM was up in AK all last month. Don't know if she came back. So was VO.
Interesting.

trish in SW FL said...

obviously, someone else is writing her Facebook junk--it's entirely too much to be her.

Hadn't thought of RAM, guess it's possible?

Surgery...a brain transplant maybe?

;)

basheert said...

So here is her major problem. At some point when the pixie dust wears off and she comes off her meds, she is going to have to be seen in public especially if she wants to be on Dancing with the Stars which she may not even be good for THAT show.

Seen in public and HEARD in public. The wicked witch screechy crackle and the word salad will come back in full force. Unless they duct tape her mouth, she will not and cannot change. Why should she?

The fact that she obviously is not writing her Facebook says her handlers are not happy with her mouth.

I wonder how much we'd have to pay them to keep the duct tape on so we wouldn't have to hear that VOICE again?

And don't you think it's amusing that the media is now getting its Palin news from Facebook? Wow what professionals we have in this country. Facebook blather is now NEWS!!!!

Gail said...

What about the link posted over at Bree Palin abouy the magazine article on the divorce?

Gail said...

sorry typo typing with 1 finger *baby on lap*

sjk from the belly of the plane said...

basheert, I commented that RAM has been MIA from peeland and think she is the new FB voice as well...

Anonymous said...

Regina, Palin is not funny anymore because she has turned her poisonous ignorance and fear-mongering onto national issues.

She's a menace. No joke.

sandra said...

The really funny thing is that the Alaska archives were compromised with rain water. This is the three stooges obfuscating.

Monkey Suit said...

Please stop why are you trying to keep her alive with this site? Let her go I don't want to see her on any ticket in 2012.




Monkeysuit
http://randompoliticalthoughtsandnews.blogspot.com/

basheert said...

I think everyone is still awaiting the resolution to the APOC issue which had a deadline of last night?

Did she make her full disclosure as required by law?

basheert said...

I think everyone is still awaiting the resolution to the APOC issue which had a deadline of last night?

Did she make her full disclosure as required by law?

Anonymous said...

I think Ram may be her FB clacker, too

I think c4p is in cahoots with Meg ..

There was an odd delay in their reaction to Immoral Minorities Splitsville posting..
The comments were all over the place at c4p but no story was up...
Then, all of the sudden.. they had a story up WITH the official statement from the Palin people

How did they get first word of that statement before anyone else.. and why did they hold off writing a story to counteract all the comments flying off the hook about the divorce

I think someone gave a phone call to ole Meg..

Anonymous said...

Lastly there is zero story at pee land about the Star article.. you would think they would at least defend Willo's drinking.. something .. no story

Maybe they have tried calling sarah's clan on this one as well for some sort of statement but since she is MIA .. they can't get a hold of her..

basheert said...

Perhaps they have not had their class called to order so their teacher can read it to them?

Yes where ARE the lawsuits?

The picture in the Star is obviously Willow and not Bristol - looks like it was taken with a camera phone at the party - they've got 2 pics of her - same clothes, hair, etc. To be honest, she's slamming back "something" but I have no clue what it is. The "source" from the party says vodka and she also got wasted on pot.

KaJo said...

I think Sarah Palin has indeed had plastic surgery, but that after the bandages were taken off, she ended up looking more like Joan Rivers than anyone intended -- and now Palin is being watched closely around sharp objects.

The irony of this speculation is delicious. Imagine Sarah Palin, age 45, looking like Joan Rivers, age 76. LOL seem appropriate...