Monday 9 February 2009

Keeping track


Oh dear, a visual pun! That's what happens when people choose funny names for their children...

Let's see how Sarah Palin is progressing herself.

Whining.........................................................................Check
Lying..............................................................................Check
Giving silly interviews.......................................................Check
Slaughtering the English language...................................Check
Making a mess of the state budget..................................Check
Not improving the lot of Alaska's wildlife.......................Check
Failing Native Alaskans.................................................Check
Dumping toxic waste.........................................................Check
Stabbing people in the back..............................................Check
Daydreaming about the pipeline......................................Check
Family member guilty of something................................Check
Feeding delicious moose to family....................................Check
Proudly showing photos of grandson Tripp............................X

Fantastic track record! Only failed to check one box. Congratulations Sarah!
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