The mind boggles...

Time for more photo comparison!

The first two photos show Sarah Palin seven months pregnant with baby Trig. The third one was taken on May 22, 2008, 34 days after Trig's birth.

The second group of photos show Bristol Palin on February 8, 2009, 43 days after she gave birth to baby Tripp.

Remarks:

1. Yeah, right!
2. Bristol, 18, not pregnant, looks more pregnant than her mother, 44, seven months pregnant.
3. Bristol, 18, struggles to get her post-partum figure back after having her first baby, while her mother, 44, looks as flat as a board 34 days after having her fifth child.
4. Yeah, right!

Possible explanations:

1. Bristol is very slack, doesn't exercise and will never get her figure back.
2. Sarah has the most amazing abs in the history of the world.
3. Bristol is pregnant again.

I hear you exclaim, "But Bristol couldn't be pregnant again so soon after giving birth to baby Tripp!!!" Well, she couldn't be pregnant so soon after baby Trig's birth, remember? It's not possible, is it?

Conspiracy theories:

1. Tripp is not exactly who we were told he is.
2. Bristol will disappear for months on end (again!) and reappear with a baby Trix or Trixie.
3. The Palins will then proceed to perform even more prodigious gymnastics with dates.
4. Remember the argument Todd had with Levi outside the Palins nice, warm home? Perhaps he shouted something like this: "F***ing hell, Levi! Just when things are falling into place, now that we convinced everybody that Bristol gave birth to baby Tripp, you go and get her f***ing pregnant??? Your timing stinks!"
5. That's why the Palins made Levi backtrack on the break-up story and he's giving interviews that leave the door ajar for a comeback into the clan. They still need him after all...
   

Ok, maybe I'm hallucinating.

When pregnancies and the Palins occur in the same sentence, the mind boggles so much that we take leave of our senses...

Gryphen's explosive post, Immoral Minority.
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