Thursday, 9 April 2009

Quick draw Sarah

President Barack Obama calls for cuts to nuclear programs. Sarah Palin reacts:

"I am deeply concerned with North Korea's development and testing program which has clear potential of impacting Alaska, a sovereign state of the United States, with a potentially nuclear armed warhead...Alaska's strategic location and the system in place here have proven invaluable in defending the nation."

"I continue to support the development and implementation of a defensive missile shield based in Alaska. We are strategically placed to defend the critical assets of the United States and our allies in the Pacific Theater."

Dear Sarah, YOU don't have your potentially trigger-happy finger on the potential launch button. Now, be quiet and go sort out your actually screwed-up family affairs.


Emily said...

Doesn't "sovereign state" usually refer to completely independent nations? I guess Sarah the Secessionist is inadvertently revealing her real views here... Also, she may think she has her finger on the button.

basheert said...

Oh God you are ALL going to die up there ...

She's gonna fire on someone..

FEDUP!!! said...

"...Alaska, a sovereign state of the United States,..."
GOTCHA, MISSY! You just let your cloak fall, and revealed you secessionist leanings!

Emily said...

@Fedup: It's worth noting that there exists a photo of Palin wearing the American flag like a cloak(click my name)-- a fitting costume for someone who is definitely not a secessionist, no way, ever.